The Jon & April Foundation

We are now taking donations to the Jon and April Foundation.  This foundation was developed so that one day, Jon and I can too have children.  Due to our lack of health insurance, and and because we "make too much" we will never, ever to be able to afford munchkins.  We accept both personal checks and cash...


  1. Um....you need to get away from all those pregnant women that you hang out with. It's starting to have an affect on your biological clock...

    Doesn't one of your 17 jobs offer insurance? Seriously...

  2. don't give up...you'll have munchkins eventually. all in due time.


Please leave your message after the tone -BEEP-